Got another one! #Ghostbusters
LOOK AT THE SILLY PUPPY.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

green-circles:

5sos—dorks:

ossricchau:

casandkitties:

ossricchau:

someone get adam out of the pit.

IM GOING TO THROW UP

Not in the pit please, Adam just got an extra hour.

watch out for the ball washer