LOOK AT THE SILLY PUPPY.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

green-circles:

5sos—dorks:

ossricchau:

casandkitties:

ossricchau:

someone get adam out of the pit.

IM GOING TO THROW UP

Not in the pit please, Adam just got an extra hour.

watch out for the ball washer 

When men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy.

Lindy West (via lavenderlabia)

(Source: harlotbeauty)